Do you have any sausage that won’t overwhelm the veggies? Because they’re really good, local veggies.
white woman, in Boulder, at Ideal Market
When I pay you to babysit my dog I expect you to keep up his Instagram account. I didn’t give you his password for nothing.

white woman, in Boulder, on the phone, presumably to her negligent dog sitter

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You look like an ethnic Scarlett Johansson!

white woman, in Boulder, to a Latina woman, in the bathroom of the Biergarten

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