- White Woman #1: At least I'm dry, but I still smell like a swamp.
- White Woman #2: I always smell like a swamp.
- - white women, in Boulder
white woman and her equally white friend, in boulder, at a Pho restaurant, concerned about how people choose to take their tea.
submitted by titlelesstongue
It’s a rough morning. I forgot my kombucha and my sandals. Do you guys sell any organic orange juice? I need something balanced.
white woman, in Boulder, at Einstein’s Bros. Bagels.
submitted by murkurlur (who hates this job)
All I had to do today was be hungover and I did that so: check!
It’s weird to think your brother’s hot but he’s really sexy.
I’ve never made my peace with small dogs.
Well, if things don’t work out here you can always buy a little adobe something-or-other in Santa Fe.
white woman, in Boulder, at the Trident
Oh my god, where is my GoPro when I need it?!
white woman, in Boulder, with a hoola hoop, on Pearl Street
Submitted by @jill-pickle